Most Insane Dialogues From Bollywood Movies

Aside from the songs and dances, the dialogue is another important aspect of our films. Dialogue has always been an important part of our films, and it also helps to make those characters memorable. We love thousands of lines of dialogue, but here is our list of the top 18 timeless lines.
 
  1. Yaadon Ki Baarat (1973): Kutte, Kameene, Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaoonga.
  2. Souten (1983): Jinke Ghar Sheeshe Ke Hote Hain, Woh Batti Bujha Ke Kapde Badalte Hain
  3. Kante (2002): Agar Tere Sar Par Bomb Laga Doon, Toh Pehle Kaun Phatega? Tu Ya Tera Sar?
  4. Raja Babu (1994): Itna Zor Se Laafa Marke Mooh Laal Kardoonga, Ki Zindagi Bhar Yeh Paan Khaane Ki Zaroorat Nahi Padegi
  5. Golmaal (1979): Kurta To Purush Ke Uparardh Ki Lajjaniwaran Ke Liye Hota Hai. Bharat Mein 30 Crore Purush Hain, Unmein Se 10 Crore Kurta Pehente Honge. Agar Sab 6” Chota Kurta Pehne To Bharat Ki Vastra Samasya Hal Ho Sakti Hai. Pitaji Lambe Vastra Ke Fashion Ke Virudh The, Unka Kehna Tha Yeh Lambe Vastra Ka Fashion Bahut Hanikarak Hai!
  6. Sharabi (1984): Do Aansoo Ees Aankh Se Gire, Phir Do Oos Aankh Se. Phir Do Ees Aankh Se, Do Oos Aankh Se. Phir Do Oos Aankh Se, Do Oos Aankh Se. Kitne Huye? Nau Lakh Ke Haar Ke Liye, Barah Lakh Ke Aanso? Daddy Hote To Kehte, Vijay Tumhe Business Karna Nahi Aata?
  7. Zanjeer (2013): Mona Darling Apna Mooh Bas Ek Hi Cheez Ke Liye Khola Karo
  8. Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobaara (2013): Doodh Mein Nimboo Jisne Nichora Paneer Uska
  9. Chashme Baddoor (2013): Agar Tum Safed Saree Mein Bindi Lagakar Aa Jao Toh Maa Kasam Ambulance Lagogi
  10. Dabangg (2010): Chedi Singh Hum Tumme Itne Ched Karenge Ki Confused Hojaoge Sans Kahanse Le Aur Pade Kahanse
  11. Shootout At Wadala (2013): Police Ki Goli Mein Itna Loha Hai Ki Ek Baar Thok Di Toh Khoon Mein Kabhi Iron Ki Kami Nahi Hogi
  12. Aashiqui 2 (2013): Sharaab Aise Aadat Hai Ki Ab Nahi Jaane Waali Hai… Yeh Toh Woh Biwi Hai Joh Saath Rehkar Satayegi Aur Talaq Bhi Nahi Degi
  13. Damini (1993): Yeh Dhai Kilo Ka Haath Jab Kisi Pe Padta Hai Toh Aadmi Uthta Nahin Uth Jaata Hai
  14. Karan Arjun (1995): Mere Bete Aayenge, Mere Karan Arjun Aayenge. Zameen Ki Chaati Phad Ke Aayenge, Aasman Ka Seena Cheer Ke Aayenge
  15. Yeshwant (1997): Ek Machhar Aadmi Ko Hijda Bana Deta Hain
  16. Don (1978): Yeh Tum Janti Ho Ki Yeh Revolver Khali Hai … Main Janta Hoon Ki Yeh Revolver Khali Hai … Lekin Police Nahin Janti Ki Yeh Revolver Khali Hai.
  17. Himmatwala (1983): Main Tumhe Kashmir Se Baghakar, Jammu Mein Girakar, Delhi Mein Uthakar, Bhopal Mein Ghumakar, Madras Mein Nachakar, Kanyakumari Mein Thokar Maarkar, Thokar Maarkar… Lanka Ke Samundar Mein Phek Doonga
  18. Rowdy Rathore (2012): Main Jo Bolta Hoon Who Main Karta Hoon Aur Main Jo Nahi Bolta, Who Main Definitely Karta Hoon