Top 10 Savage Replies that Make for Great Comebacks

By Nida Naaz Apr 15, 2023, 20:37 IST

The world is not all sunshine and roses, and we occasionally find ourselves in extremely difficult situations. The only way to survive is to defend ourselves. Most of us have had to deal with negative comments over time. While ignoring these people and their comments is the best policy, the satisfaction of a witty and savage reply is unparalleled.

  1. Dealing with Narcissist

We've all met them, and we all know they're the worst kind of people to be around. Narcissists are people who have the annoying habit of making everything about themselves. If you mention your problem to a narcissist, they will respond with a larger life crisis they are experiencing. The appropriate response is to politely call them out and thank them for once again making everything about themselves.

  1. Calls you Jealous

Reply to them with “I know you have fantasies but keep them to yourself”

We've all met them, and we all know they're the worst kind of people to be around. Narcissists are people who have the annoying habit of making everything about themselves. If you mention your problem to a narcissist, they will respond with a larger life crisis they are experiencing. The appropriate response is to politely call them out and thank them for once again making everything about themselves.

  1. Calls you a loser

Reply to them with “Thanks for noticing. Any other life-changing revelations you’d like to reveal to me?”

There are people in this world who can only feel good about themselves when they knock someone else down. So the next time a jerk calls you a loser, remember that it's not your fault but a flaw in their character. Sarcasm is the way to go when speaking with these people.

  1. Annoying a booklover

The most irritating people for a bookworm are those who discourage you from reading by claiming that any movie will suffice. While movies are entertaining, nothing beats the ability to use your imagination while reading. We have a classic response for these annoying people: use their logic against them.

  1. When People Say You Have Changed

"Change is the only constant in life," says the world's most famous quote. When you get older, you start figuring out your own life. This includes a significant shift in actions, thoughts, outlook, personality, dreams, and goals. A maturing person has the ability to change and evolve. So, if someone is impeding your progress with their immaturity, simply inform them that it is past time for them to mature as well.

  1. Who Criticise Your Dream

Everyone on the planet has different goals in life. The wonderful thing about humanity is that, even when millions of minds collaborate, each has a unique goal. We all have unique and equally important dreams, so if someone criticizes your aspiration, they are toxic to your path. With this response, simply inform them their advice is useless.

  1. When People Calls You Stupid

Growing up is all about learning new things. It's fine not to know everything as long as you're willing to learn. There is no such thing as a perfect person in the world. While you will encounter people who will try to shame you for knowing less, remind them that they are not Goggle and must first learn humility.

  1. When people poke their noses in your life

Reply to them with “Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again.”People go through a variety of experiences in their lives, the majority of which they prefer to keep quiet about and deal with. There will always be people who want to gossip about you or make fun of you. These people should be awarded a gold medal for their skill in interfering in everyone's personal affairs. Dealing with them can be difficult, but using this response may make it easier.

  1. When People Try to Bully You

Reply to them “Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.” Bullies are the epitome of waste on the planet. Bullying can cause severe mental, emotional, and physical harm to people at any age. Everyone must stand up to bullies for the sake of themselves and others.

  1. When People Roll Their Eyes

Reply to them with “Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find your brain back there.” Nothing irritates me more than people who roll their eyes in the middle of a conversation. This gesture is not only impolite, but it also demonstrates the person's inability to formulate a logical response. Use this response whenever someone begins to be disrespectful to you.