Top 20 Funniest Bollywood Dialogues Till 2022

Bollywood has many comedy films and some of these comedy films have some hilarious dialogues which leave us in pain of laughter. Today, I will be listing funniest dialogues from Bollywood. 

1. Dost fail hojaye toh dukh hota hai... lekin dost first ajaye toh zyada dukh hota hai. 

2. Agar shakal dekhke ladkiyaa shaddi karti na toh Hindustan mein adhe ladke kuwaree hote. 

3. Draupati tere akeli ki nahi hai.. Hum sab shareholder hai..

4. Tumhe uthakar Museum mein rakhna chahiye.. ticket lagani chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye..

5. Mohallon ke laundon ka pyaar.. aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jate hai.

6. Utha le re baba.. utha le.. mereko nahi re.. inn dono ko utha le.

7. Paneer toh beta.. kuch dino mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikegi ..

8. Shaddi byah mein patake phodke band baja bajajke.. kahe pure seher ko bataya jata hai ki aj i am having sex? 

9. Aaya hun, kuch toh leke jaunga.. khandaani chor hun mein.

10. Chit tu hara.. Pat mein jeeta. 

11. Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ya dost ki maa ke asoon pochte.. phir humne socha hatao yaar matar paneer pe concentrate karo.

12. Hello! wo meri machli ka kya hua? .. Woh mein mast tel mein fry karke wo mein kha gaya!

13. Bhai ne bola karne ka matlab karne ka. 

14. Ap jo ye bol rahe hai, iske paise lete hai ya ye muft ka gyaan hai?.. Kyuki chillar nahi hai mere paas!

15. Mera toh itna life kharab hogaya, itna life kharab hogaya mera..

16. Ab pyaar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam hogaya .. daas saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai..

17. 206 type ki baas haddi hai.. todne ke time apun log sochte the kya.

18. Main toh kehta hoon ap purush hi nahi hai, mahapurush hai mahapurush!

19. Teja mein hoon, Mark idhar hai. 

20. Abey depress karna bheja tha impress karke agaye ho. 

So this was the list. Can you guess the movies they are from?