Top 10 Savage Replies for Your Exes & Toxic Friends

Most of us have dreadful ex who can forget the pain and problems they caused. There are millions of situations where a peaceful, mature ceasefire can be reached, which may even blossom into a lovely relationship. Unfortunately, there are times when these jerks will simply drop dead for all you care, and provide the perfect response to violate them that many of us crave. The ideal response would be to shush them to the ground simply.

1. Still, Hate Me?

Whether you hated them or not, if they texted you. When they ask how much you miss them, tell them, "If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and you, I would shoot you twice." One of the best savage responses to friends.

2. Things on Fire

They ask to return their belongings later. The savage response is a photo of you burning their belongings. It's not recommended if the items are too valuable, but it'd be hilarious if you burned their gift or something they gave you to remember them by.

3. Enemies Call

When he texts, "I called," simply respond, "I watched it ring." This is a vicious response to both friends and exes. They will undoubtedly burn after receiving this response from you.

4. Point to Remember

A common text after a breakup is "You'll never find someone like me," to which the best text to respond is "That's the point." A savage response to an ex-girlfriend.

5. Move On

When they tell you to forget them and move on, simply say, "How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside, I see things that remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shit?" This is an excellent response that will bring their system to a halt. This is one of the most ferocious comebacks ever.

6. The What’s Up Text

When they text you and ask what's up, just reply with a photo of you and your boyfriend and make them regret not caring about them.

7. Get Back Together

Can we rekindle our relationship? Say yes if they ask. Text them No if they respond with Really.

8. WakeUp Call

This text serves as a wake-up call to ex-lovers about their actions. When one person asks the other if it was inappropriate for him to text you, the other responds angrily, "Yeah, it was, just like cheating after 2.5 years if dating was inappropriate."

9. Text from Ex

If they text you and ask you to return the clothes they gave you, ask them to return the time they wasted on you.

10. Trash Day

When they say they love you and will die in front of your house, a savage response like "it's trash day, and they're welcome to die" is hilariously savage.